megan's failures at typing

me: -quoting something- 'See that girl? She's my best friend. You break her /heat/, I break your /face/'
me: ...HEART
me: fuck my typing
friend: LOL
friend: HOW DARE YOU BREAK HER HEAT
friend: THAT HEATER WAS FROM HER GRANDMOTHER YOU DOUCHE
me: LOL
me: it was much cooler when tom said it
me: i promise