- Me: *watching 'beauty and the beast'*
- Tv: "NOOOO OOOOONE'S SLICK AS GASTON -"
- My 20-year-old bro: *opens my door quickly* "NO ONE'S QUICK AS GASTON - NO ONE'S NECK'S AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON'S - FOR THERE'S NO MAN IN TOWN HALF AS MANLY - PERFECT A PURE PARAGON!" *closes the door*
June 2013
if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime
what team
both teams *puts my arm around yo girl and walks away*
Listen
You know what? I’m going to do an experiment.
I’m going to leave this track here, completely unmarked, and tag it with everything I can. If you like it, reblog it, give it some notes. If you don’t, ignore it and move on with your life. I’ll tag it with a bunch of fandoms, so people can hear it.
Just out of curiosity. Press play and see what happens.
I’ll give you one hint: I consider it beautiful.
the true kanaya
fandom kanaya
I WAS DRINKING MY GODDAMN TEA WHEN I HIT PLAY AND I NEARLY BROKE THE SECOND COMPUTER THIS FUCKING WEEK GODDAMNIT
i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized
there is
it’s just an oven
*high fives myself b/c of my good taste in music*
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
is there holy bible fanfiction
jesus fucking christ
actually i think it’s jesus fucking noah
what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
how to get a successful text post on tumblr.com
- cotton eyed joe
- list
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- sick burns
- 11037
i hate that saying about “if someone is in your dreams that means they miss you” because danny devito has made numerous cameo appearances in my dreams before and i somehow doubt he misses me
imagine if you sneezed and then spoke another language for the rest of your life
